U_D outsmarts SPAM robot with his infinitely clever logic.

This all started because I accidentally left my messenger service on. (yes, I have a messenger service so I can keep track of some of my friends who either went into the military, or for some other reason aren’t generally reachable by phone) I was minding my own damn business, looking at random stuff on the internet and wasting time, and suddenly I was informed that I had been added by this “person” named “Sharlene” (which I assume is the result of an Indonesian scam artist trying spell “Charlene”). Afterward, I begin receiving messages from “Sharlene” and the “conversation” is posted below.

As a note, I would like to mention that at no time during this conversation did I actually believe that a “girl” named “Sharlene” was really contacting me over the internet to establish some sort of personal relationship. Even if this had been a real person, I still wouldn’t be interested. I am perfectly satisfied with my current relationship and have absolutely no interest in acquiring a cyber-dwelling cam-skank on the side.



Sharlene says:
Hi

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
who is this?

Sharlene says:
hey, A/S/L?

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
ASL???

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
what does that mean?

Sharlene says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
? I recommend watching Oprah

Sharlene says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
lol why not, of course it's kind of a one-way street if I don't own a webcam

Sharlene says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
your answer calculator sucks donkey dick

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
but at least it does emotions

(Some of the messages from “Sharlene” included little smiley faces and the like.)

Sharlene says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janefun fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
really? then since you magically just shat some legal requirements, I would like to know your source. Exactly what is the "law" at play here, is it state law for whatever state you (and by you I mean the person who set up the spam robot) are in? If it is federal law, I am afraid I am going to require some citation. I'm not sure if I want to tell you my age just to see some low-rent cam whores

Sharlene says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
Oh, I was just assuming that you were going to come over to my house dressed up like a french maid and start firing budweiser bottles out your snatch. . . Can we just do that?

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
Better yet, can my girlfriend get involved? I'm pretty sure she would like some budweiser too

Sharlene says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
I am glad to be upgraded! for further contact information, dial 1-900-94Jenny

Sharlene says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janefun

[Unfettered_Discretion] says:
Awww, now that you've left I feel all lonely inside! Oh well back to briefing cases. Toodles!


Ha! Eat it spammer! You are no match for a combination of high-speed internet and endless boredom.

Few people can actually fathom how cool I really am. . .